... a case of the stupids...

So... let me set the scene for ya:

Its friday afternoon at about 4:45, I have been stuck in traffic cutting through Edmonton, I'm on my way home after a two day marathon driving sales trip.....

I only have about a 5th of a tank of diesel left so I need to get some before I get on highway two back to Calgary, I had just sat for TWO green lights behind a jeep, when finally it puts on its indicator and budges into the right lane, the driver then leans out the window and yells at me "I just figured out why this car isnt moving, no one is in it, dont get stuck behind it, move over too!!" I manouver around this car, and hang a left into one of those box store jungles, you know what I mean, Rona, home depot, peir one, old navy, designer depot.... I pull up to the diesel pump at the super store, and its got a pilon in front of it and an out of order sign... "dammit"

I then remember that there is a petro canada in the same group of box stores, just way on the other side by the ikea, so I drive through the box stores, looking around all the buildings, scanning scanning for ikea or petro canada... all the while thinking "gas station, gas station, gas station, gas station, gas station, gas station..." when suddenly I see what I have been looking for with WAAAAAAAAAAY too much enthousiasm I scream out (to myself in my car) "THERE'S A BANK"... only to shrink back down in my seat with complete embarassment because well I was looking for a gas station, gas station, gas station

You know you spend WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much time on your own in a car When......